I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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