No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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