My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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