I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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