too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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