i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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