If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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