i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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