dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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