bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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