Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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