just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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