Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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