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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before

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(256): View more from Alabama

we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.

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(636): View more from Missouri

You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.

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What did I say?

(636): View more from Missouri

Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,

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(303): View more from Colorado

the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap

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(802): View more from Vermont

Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade

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(806): View more from Texas

Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food

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