I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
