Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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