I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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