she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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