What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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