did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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