If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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