it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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