never play flip cup with pint glasses
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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