how can u be prego again
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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