if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
id be glad to
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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