love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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