Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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