what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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