Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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