I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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