You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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