yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
