VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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