I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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