i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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