So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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