I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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