I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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