I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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