You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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