he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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