it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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