thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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