Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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