do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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