I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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