..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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