just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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