If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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