fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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