Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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