He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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