Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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